What's the best part of a boxing joke?

The PUNCHline

A question

If someone:

-has stories with you

-respects you

-outweirds you

-understands the way you think

-thinks at the same speed the same things (and sometimes says them)

-knows you well

-trusts you

- understands and laughs with you of your jokes

-finds your dumb jokes funny

-finds you weird but is ok with it

-has the same ideals and values

-encourages your weirdest dreams and objectives

Why lose that person?

Betty Botter's Better Batter

I remember trying to read this out loud last year at school :')

Betty Botter's Better Batter

Betty Botter had some butter,

"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.

If I bake this bitter butter,

It would make my batter bitter.

But a bit of better butter,

That would make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of butter –

Better than her bitter butter –

And she baked it in her batter;

And the batter was not bitter.

So 'twas better Betty Botter

Bought a bit of better butter.

Oh those puns...

I'm laughing way too hard

Laugh a bit pt. I

- EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO. YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME.
- How eyeronic.
- Get off my post.
-You dont have to lash out.

                                                                                                                                                                 

A bycicle can't stand on its own. It's two tired.

                                                                                                                                                                  

- My obsession with Harry Potter has gotten a bit... ridikkulus. 
- It is a sirius problem.
- There's nothing ron with that.
- Keep up with this puns and you might be muggled.
- Too bad cos we are neville gonna stop.